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Funniest Tweets From Parents About The Disaster That Is School Pick-Up| thumbnail text - Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler My 11 year-old was saying her bedtime prayers and she had the nerve to ask God for "mommy to be on time for school pick up tomorrow." I'VE BEEN LATE ONCE. 3:00 AM · Dec 22, 2017

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Me: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight! Also me at 2 am tagging my friends in memes: 02:00 AM, Why did you block me? Me: We get to choose who we let into our weird little_worlds.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho *giving my birthdate at the pharmacy 9: mom were you born in the 1900s? me: don't ever speak to me that way again

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 5, 2022)| thumbnail text - My Life As Dad @milifeasdad Parenting tip: For a teething infant, call grandma and tell her to pick up the kid. She wanted grandchildren, right? 8:10 PM · Mar 29, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Tweets From Women We Saw This Past Week (April 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - astro bully angie O ... @teaxtarot My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me 6:34 PM · 3/26/22 · Twitter for iPhone 43.9K Retweets 3,240 Quote Tweets

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Women's Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Week (April 3, 2022)| thumbnail text - When I gotta go to work again even though I just went yesterday When will it end?

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Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - mariana Z @mariana057 Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. 5:31 AM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 30, 2022)| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Friend: Hey, how are things going? Me: You ever see a little kid get overpowered by the gallon of milk when they are pouring it? 3:16 PM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Memes For Anyone Who Is Simultaneously lazy And Sleep Deprived| thumbnail text - me eating breakfast at 3pm 16

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 30, 2022)| thumbnail text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti my son told someone his favorite show is love is blind is that ok 3:54 AM · Mar 21, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Oscar Memes We Saw On Twitter| thumbnail text - me in bed tonight critiquing all the looks like that have the right #oscars

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 28, 2022)| thumbnail text - BRIANA ROY O @Realbrianaroy He blocked me on everything, he must wanna see me in person. 11:52 PM · 3/21/22 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (March 25, 2022)| thumbnail text - Marissa @michimama75 5: today in school, we talked about what to do if you have anxiety Me, grabbing a note pad and pen: go on 11:01 PM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 0... .....*

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Funniest Adulting Memes We Saw This Week (March 24, 2022)| thumbnail text - When I say "I'll let you know" In conclusion, I ain't coming, I just want a job mon-friday 7am to 7:05am $2,500 a minute nothin too crazy sweetpsycho

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 22, 2022)| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's dad law that if you encounter a group of children building a sand castle at the beach, you have to ask them if they have the appropriate permits. 1:01 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 21, 2022)| thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta me: Soup is one of the top five wettest foods of all time my ophthalmologist: please open your eyes 12:35 AM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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