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relatable parenting memes for the parents who have had it up to here | thumbnail text - Me: be careful on that my kids: JACK ASS Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass Literally Anything: *exists* 3 Year Old: Give it to me.

Memes For Exhausted Parents Who Have Had It Up To Here

funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.

Parenting Memes For The Exhausted Parents Out There

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh| thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits so turns out my kids still expect to be fed in 2022 10:44 PM · Jan 1, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

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Memes About Daughters Being Dramatic And Full Of Sass

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes

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kids being serious | thumbnail text - ElizaR @ElizaReynick Replying to @AliceTaylorM and @lifeattiffanys When my son was 3, I picked him up from pre-school one day, and he very somberly said, "What if that song is right, and life IS but a dream? Are we just in a dream right now?" Existential crisis brought on by "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 5:09 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

10 Times Kids Were Scary Serious

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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins| thumbnail text - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins I have my twins 50% convinced they are actually triplets, and the third triplet is a vampire that lives in the attic 2:33 PM · Apr 8, 2019 89

Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins

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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text -  todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

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